If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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