Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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