so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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