Nicole vs. Life
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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