We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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