all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
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