i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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