So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Cover your peen. We're going out.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
Randomize
