is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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