Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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