Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
