Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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