don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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