One girl and one boy is just not enough.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
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