your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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