curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
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