She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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