I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
