There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
Randomize
