the day after is always just damage control
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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