yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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