It's Friday. Sex?
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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