Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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