normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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