well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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