I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Of course I have a pirate flag
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
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