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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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