Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
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