we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
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