dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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