i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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