it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
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Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
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