Me. At least after what I've been through.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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