these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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