she kept yelling 'call me bella'
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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