I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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