We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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