we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
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