You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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