Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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