just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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