Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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