did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
"it" just moved
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Randomize
