I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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