if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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