Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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