I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
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