You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
Dear god my vagina.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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