She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
Let the clothes fall where they may.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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