i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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