it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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